February 2012
171 posts
Dancing in my car...
With others:
By myself:
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Hello wonderer...
tylercarter4l:
When you spend a lot of time and money on a lot of pain and heartbreak. My advice is find something half the price with all the worth. Make sure they have been searching for that same thing.
cross off the things you've done. →
cosmiclove4:
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt...
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
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“Let them talk and talk and talk
Let them say what they want
We will laugh at...”
– All My Heart- Sleeping With Sirens (via dr0ptheanch0rz)
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They say that love is forever Your forever is all that I need Please stay as long as you need Can’t promise that things won’t be broken But I swear that I will never leave Please stay forever with me
